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Your ladies make a great tea.

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Too bad I have to split you up.

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Guess who's the best girl. If only I
could get my hands on my mega -powered

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throat spray.

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Never fear, Galaxy Gal. I'll just use my
biokinetic powers and break these

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chains. Good. Something tells me this is
going to hurt a lot more than a bikini

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wax.

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Nice try, invincible girl, but you're
too late.

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In precisely ten seconds, the world's
rain for us will be no more.

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Let me voice an objection.

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foot with a galaxy gal.

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You want to sit around here and
reminisce? Or you want to go save those

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Cut. Print that. Let's break till two.

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Listen,

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Sybil, I should tell you, I really take
being the star of Invincible Girl

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seriously. It would be great if we could
become good friends, you know, and let

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our chemistry play on the screen.

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You know what really kicks a friendship
into high gear?

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Expensive gifts.

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Loving one who loves you, and then
taking that vow.

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Nice work if you can get it, and if you
get it, won't you tell me

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how?

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Hey, Sim. Ira, I thought you went to
some writer's thingy up in the mountains

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somewhere. No, I'm going to visit my
mother in Fort... Lauderdale, but thanks

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for listening.

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I stopped paying attention when you said
you couldn't take Zoe while I'm

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shooting in Vancouver.

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Forget Canada.

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Come with me to my mother's. It'll be
like a second honeymoon.

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We had a second honeymoon. Don't you
remember?

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Oh, that's right. You weren't there.

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You sent me a card. I still have it in
my wallet. By the way, there's only one

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in Aruba.

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In your head, does that sound like sweet
talk? Because to the rest of us, it's

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overbearing criticism.

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Come on. I used to make you hot.

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Cabbing with you on my plane takes off
in three days.

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Ding dong.

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Marianne in, Ira out.

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I love her, you know. Don't we all,
darling?

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I brought you a little something for
your trip.

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Marianne, I'm going to Vancouver, not
Leningrad.

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Yes, but anything can happen when you're
flying.

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Didn't you see that movie where those
two cute soccer players were reduced to

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cannibals?

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You're right.

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This way, if I do have to gnaw on a
stewardess, Lisa will look fabulous.

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Well, Mommy, did you find me a
babysitter yet?

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Zoe, I can't leave you alone when I go
out of town. Last time I did, you tried

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to marry the gardener.

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He was going to be deported.

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Relax.

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The demon seed can stay with me.

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I don't know, Marianne.

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Oh, come on. After all, I had a child.

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Well, two, if you consider that...
Little Sally Struthers girl in Nairobi.

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Well, desperate times.

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Hey, Zoe, great news!

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You get to stay with your Annie Mayne!

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You have beautiful toes, Zoe.

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I can't understand why Sybil tells
everyone you have webbed feet.

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This is so much fun!

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It is, isn't it?

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I just wish my mother would start
treating me like an adult. Yeah, she's

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on my back, too. Sit up straight,
Marianne. That's not your color,

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Come to, Marianne.

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Hey, let's order in some fatty foods and
watch Deborah Winger die young in

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something.

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Um, okay. Well, I was supposed to go to
this party tonight. Party?

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Go, go, go. We can bring each other down
later.

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Nah, it's a costume thing. I don't have
an outfit.

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Oh, let me help you.

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Some days getting dressed is the only
reason I get out of bed.

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Okay, well, I'm supposed to come as my
favorite Eurotrash, socialite, or

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mistress of capitalist swine. Swine
where?

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Darling, come up to my walk -in sty.

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Another day made safe for the human
race.

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And all those little people down there
can eat their lunch without having to

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worry about radioactive falafel.

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Good has once again triumphed over evil.

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Cut!

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And Lycra has once again triumphed over
gravity.

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How about you come to my house in Malibu
when we get back into town? I'm having

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a party Friday night. Sounds great.

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We have so much fun together.

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I love us!

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There is someone I'd like you to meet.

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He's an actor.

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Oh, that's what I need. Some maitre d'
showing me headshots of himself as Uncle

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Vanya.

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It's Al Pacino.

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Too short.

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Just kidding. What time?

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Hey, Sid.

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Ira!

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What are you doing in Vancouver?

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Well, I was in Fort Lauderdale, and I
thought I'd swing by with some brisket.

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My mother fixed you a plate.

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Oh, how sweet!

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Potato latkes.

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I love your mother's potato latkes.

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Wait, who took a bite out of this one?

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Customers.

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I thought I'd spend a couple days here
and fly home with you.

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Ira? I love your food. What I don't love
is you're out of your mind.

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You need to move on with your life. I
wish you'd start dating again.

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Well, maybe I already have.

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Maybe there's an editor at my
publisher's office.

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Maybe your name is Dolores.

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Maybe she's another one of those perfect
women who only live in your little

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dream world.

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Dream world?

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Okay, I'll bring her by the house next
Friday night.

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Friday night?

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I can't. I have a date with Al Pacino.

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Thanks, Zoe.

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You know, if you ever need me to dress
up like your mom and bail you out, I am

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there.

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Can you believe that my parents would
have left me in there all night? I mean,

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just to make some stupid point, like,
crime is wrong.

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Nina, I hate cigarettes as much as you
do, but setting vending machines on fire

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only exposes everyone to secondhand
smoke.

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Don't you just love the Home Shopping
Network?

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What are you doing back so soon?

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Oh, the party was a drag.

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Do you mind if Nina stays over? Oh,
goody. Girls and I. Oh, let's make

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and iron each other's hair.

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Hell no.

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We are going to take this baby and weld
it to the hood of Dr.

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Dick's Mercedes.

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Stopping with my son was never like
this.

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He would always go on and on about all
the struggling people in underdeveloped

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countries. As if it were my fault they
don't have Neiman Marcus.

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Oh, my baby, I missed you.

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I miss you, too.

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You'll be happy to know that Zoe was the
perfect house guest.

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Mature, considerate, and responsible.

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Like the daughter I never had.

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Like the daughter I never had.

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How'd it go in Vancouver?

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Oh, you mean the show where the star
wants to be my best friend and set me up

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with Al Pacino?

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Job's a job.

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Actually, next week I have to go back
for another episode.

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And Marianne, since Zoe did so well with
you, I think maybe it's time I let her

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stay on her own. Yes!

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Yes! Yes!

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Yes! Yes! I gotta call John!

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Ding dong! The witch is dead!

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Times like these, I can't help getting a
little...

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Mrs. Hartford.

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She what?

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Are you sure it was Zoe?

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Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Bye.

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Zoe!

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What? What did Zoe do?

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Will I have to go to court? Do I need a
new outfit?

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You, villain!

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I just got off the phone with Nina's
mother.

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Oh, you're so not going up those stairs.

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up like Mrs. Hartford and bailed Nina
out of jail?

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You used my Versace suit to impersonate
a housewife?

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I was trying not to involve you,
Marianne. But I am involved. We bonded,

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God's sake, woman. I pummeled your
heels.

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No excuses this time, young lady. You
march right back up those stairs and

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the prison film I did last year for
cable.

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Oh, please!

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Not the one with Eric Estrada.

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Make notes. There'll be a quiz. And you
can forget staying on your own. You know

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what? Fine. Treat me like a child. But
before you know it, I'll be 18.

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And then I can bail out any felon I
want.

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Okay, Zoe, here's what your mother says
you can do while you're grounded.

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You may, and I quote, eat, study, bleep,
period.

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What about breathe?

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Sorry, not on the list.

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I am going to show your mother that I
can be every bit as oppressive as she

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Aw, come on. What do you say we go over
to Dr. Dick's and throw a glockenspiel

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down his chimney?

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Nice try.

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But you are not leaving this house
except to go to school. I am suspending

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maid privileges, and you can just forget
about the creme brulee tonight.

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Now go to your guest wing.

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Excuse me, new final scene. Thanks. Ooh,
last -minute rewrites. Real -life show

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business. Let's do the lines. Okay.

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Invincible, I thought you'd never get
here.

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Wait a minute. What are you doing with
that old aerosol can?

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What do you think I'm doing? I'm
releasing fluorocarbons into the

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Why, you're not Galaxy Gal. You're...
Toxic Woman?

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Great, I get to be the villain!

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I never get to be the villain!

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This changes everything.

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What do you mean?

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I have to hate you now.

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You're kidding, right?

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Because this is just a TV show. You
know, lights, camera, paycheck.

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I believe that's my mascara.

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Sorry.

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Stop looking at me!

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Man, that chick is a Vincent nut.

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Well, about an hour ago, I had a little
emergency, and I stepped out to get some

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olives.

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And when I came back, she was gone.

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Look.

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What's this?

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Nina.

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The chloroform must have kicked in
before she had time to finish the note.

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Bad, or maybe she's at her friend
Nina's.

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Or just stand there. That's helpful.

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Hi,

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Mrs. Hartford. I'm Sybil Sheridan, Zoe's
mom.

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Oh, the accomplice's mother.

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Pleasure.

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I tried calling you, but I kept getting
a busy signal. Oh, yeah. Gus is watching

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reruns of Desert Storm on Timelife
Video.

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He always takes the phone off the hook.

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Yeah. More's more fun that way.

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to get back to it. I was just wondering
if my daughter's here. Negative.

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Nina's been locked in her room since
0600.

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And if you ask me, Zoe could use a
little stockade time herself.

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If you ask me, you could use a little
lithium.

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Maybe Zoe's at your house.

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couch or not.

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You know, you're gonna get court
-martialed for going AWOL.

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Where's Zoe?

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I promised I wouldn't tell. I'll call
your mom.

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She doesn't care what I do. Oh, I think
she cares in a fanatical let's move to

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Idaho kind of way.

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You're gonna lose your stripes over this
one, soldier.

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Marianne, enough with the military
metaphors.

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Roger, Wilco.

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We're gonna find Zoe.

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And when we do, I'm going to say you
ratted her out.

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House party, Burbank, 1188 Oak Street.

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Burbank? Why would she want to hurt me
that way?

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All right.

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Study hall's over.

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I hope you two are practicing safe
homework.

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Hup, two, three, four.

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Hup, two, three, four. Get your asses
out the door.

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is Dolores. You're a brilliant editor,
and you're crazy about me. Got it. And

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just so you're clear, it's $500 for two
hours, $100 more for changing my name,

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and I don't think you can afford me
being crazy about you.

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Another thing, I want you to mention
he's a great novelist. Don't press

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Flaubert.

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Yon.

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Conrad.

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Yon. Thomas Hardy.

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Massive yawn.

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What are you talking about? Hardy wrote
some incredibly uplifting prose.

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Sure, he's a meliorist, but his heroes
are hopelessly flawed and emotionally

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castrated. Meliorist?

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Yeah. Where'd you go to college?

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Hooker U.

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Dartmouth.

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Dartmouth. No wonder you're so
expensive.

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B -11.

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Father? I have to genuflect to get a
drink around here.

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Forgive her, Father.

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She knows not where she is.

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Most of the time, actually.

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Hey, that's Zoe's jacket.

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Excuse me, where did you get that
jacket?

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Zoe gave it to me. She told me to give
it to the blonde control freak and her

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friend.

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Are you really a transsexual?

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Actually, I'm on a waiting list.

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You're probably wondering where Zoe is
right now.

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Less with every passing minute.

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It'll cost you five dollars.

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Spill it, you old bingo trash.

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She's at the big freeze on the Santa
Monica Pier.

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Thank you. Now, can I please have Zoe's
jacket?

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In your dreams, blondie.

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to take it off me. Ladies, please.

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Ben 31!

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Bingo!

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Please! Please!

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Please!

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You're in the house of the Lord.

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And we have to finish the bingo before
we can start the roulette.

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There's too many interruptions.

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Not Sybil Hall? No. She went to a party
with Zoe.

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1188 Oak Street, Burbank.

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I could go over there with you. All I
was doing was homework.

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No, no, no. Knowledge is power.

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You stick with your studies, you're
going to go all the way.

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Let's hope.

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What a conscientious kid.

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Yeah, I started out that way, too.

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I suppose you think this is very funny.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Thank you.

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What exactly have I done wrong?

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Oh, now I remember.

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I'm sharing a sundae with my boyfriend
at dun, dun, dun, 8 .30 at night.

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Sure, twist it around and make it sound
like it's nothing.

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You're grounded. You went out. End of
story.

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Come on, kid, let's go cut a rug. Well,
I don't dance.

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Who said anything about dancing?

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You'd feel good about yourself.

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I'd feel a whole lot better if you'd
brought me my jacket.

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Why should I?

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After you led me around by the nose all
night.

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I was making a point.

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What? That you love and respect me and
can't wait till Mother's Day?

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No, that you can't keep me under your
thumb like you did when I was 12.

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Well, at least when you were 12, you
acted like an adult.

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You want to know why I did this? Hey, I
shoved I -17 up a priest's nose. What do

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you think that's going to do for me in
the afterlife?

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to me and that was the problem I wanted
to explain why I bailed Nina out but you

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didn't give me the chance and since I
couldn't tell you what jerks her parents

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were I had to send you there to see for
yourself okay maybe I should

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have let you explain I'm sorry and I'm
sorry about that eternal

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damnation thing

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When you stop doing childish and
vindictive things like this, I'll start

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treating you like an adult.

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But no matter how old you are, as long
as you're living at my house, you have

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live by my rules.

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Mom, when are you going to stop quoting
that bad after -school special you did

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with the Olsen twins?

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You laugh, but those two kids could buy
and sell us both.

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I better go rescue Sean.

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I can tell by that look in his eyes that
he's gone to that quiet place in his

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head.

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To us, he's dancing.

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But to him, he's riding a unicorn.

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May I cut in?

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Oh,

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that's not what you meant.

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I have never been so terrified in my
entire life.

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Then the unicorn thing didn't help.

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00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,760
Sunday looks good.

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I gotta move.

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and find out about this.

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Oh, Sybil, what a coincidence.

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00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,630
Hello, Ira. She said not at all
surprised and a little irritated.

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This is Dolores, you know, the editor I
told you about. See, she's real.

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Nice to meet you, Dolores.

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We were just having the most stimulating
conversation about Thomas Hardy.

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Hardy, you need a fat one?

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I think it's fascinating the way he
balances an essential optimism with a

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profound belief in the perversity of
fate.

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Yeah. I like that one where they try to
get the piano up the steps.

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See, Sybil, we have this kind of
conversation all the time. Don't we,

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Constantly. I'm going to give this
jacket to Zoe. I had to buy 200 bingo

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just to get it back.

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00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:10,970
Well, Iris certainly found himself quite
a woman.

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She's beautiful and extremely
intelligent.

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I'll say.

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The last hooker he tried to impress me
with kept quoting Danielle Steele.